i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
I'm Ryan, 19, gay from Australia, fell free to give me a shout out whenever cause I don't bite... hard. :3
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|Guy:||Hey can I hear 'Teenage Dream'? We need music to cuddle to.|
|Radio DJ:||Sure! Hey Katy Perry is pretty hot right? Wouldn't mind cuddling with her right?|
|Guy:||Uh, yeah, sure.|
|Radio DJ:||What's your girlfriend's name buddy?|
|Guy:||.... His name is Patrick.|